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Kevin "Klerck" Ealy (December 28, 1982 - March 8, 2005) was Shacknews' most infamous troll and a master of page widening. He reached mainstream success with his 'Rename "The Two Towers" to Something Less Offensive Petition' that got national news and approximately 3,600 signatures. He really did love the cock.
Truly an American icon.
For further reading you can check out Klerck's Encyclopedia Dramatica entry.